I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
Make that two
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom
Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I’m not a failure.
Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those “broke my arms”, “swamps of dagobah” or “cockroache imaginary girlfriend” stories.
C’mon guys tell us where you cum
I’ve gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god… Now can someone explain wtf this “grass” shit is everyone keeps talking about?
I’d say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
I’m pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you’ve never heard of it? I’m not surprised.
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