Since introducing micro-plastics into my diet I have never felt better, I am currently 43.4% plastic. I look forward to my reincarnation as a tesco carrier bag😍

You guys aren’t shooting confetti every time you ejaculate? Dang that must suck

How long until someone gives birth to a human-plastic hybrid?

Fascinating, but ultimately bollocks

Right?!?

….also, left?

man that guy must have a big ol pair of polyetherimide balls.

I guess I’ll have to start fucking the plastic bottle recycling machine at the store.