Nintendo being Nintendo
Is it April 1st already? What the fuck is this shit.
Will they sue people who wake up from using the alarm clock because these people would be making money (their job) from the effects of this alarm clock (waking up)?
Nah they will just sue every person ever existed that woke up without their shitty clock
Given what I’ve heard of the Palworld case so far, this is a pretty safe bet.
DMCA takedowns on any videos with one in the background unless they pay their Nintendo licensing fees.
That’s a good one, I 100% see YouTube complying with those takedown requests if they try.
A HUNDRED DOLLARS?!
People will still buy it too :/
…and you have to be a Nintendo Switch Online member (or go to New York Nintendo Store) to even purchase it. Scalpers…
It collects sleep-tracking data for you (and Nintendo’s partners) to view, like other devices in this price range and beyond.
This thing sounds like it’s possessed by Charles Lee Ray.
I didn’t think the end of time would come in the form of a cease and desist stamped by the Nintendo legal department but there we are.
It wakes you every fortnight.
This is the kind of shit I don’t need first thing in the morning.
I would hate it after three days.
Waiting for a softmod to run Doom on it.
Looks like Nintendo is getting sued soon for copyright infringement.
No no, Nintendo is probably going to make the repo owner change their repository name.
Might be interesting once it’s been hacked.
Remember the Alarmo
$100 LOL
