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It’s offensive to make everyone else try on your wind breaker.
But I have a wind breaker
Don’t bring it into an elevator.
The regulations have changed. It is now OK to bring a windbreaker to an elevator on Wednesdays and Thursdays. Never Monday, though. That is forbidden.
If you hoist a sail the wind will hit it and slow down. You will brake wind.
When ya gotta fart, let’er rip! Ladies, men. Everyone farts, so no one should be ashamed or shy about unleashing the gaseous phenomenon within ourselves!
People use wind breakers when they are outside and windy. I bet most people aren’t offended if you break wind when it’s outside and windy too.