I’m sure a 3 year old said all this.
Why does everyone on the internet think kids are mute grubs until they turn ten?
3 year olds say wild shit all the time.
They are at the peak of “i just learned this” and “i don’t fully understand social implications”.
There’s a playground next to where i live. I sometimes hear kids (like 5yo) say some of the funniest things, so different that i forget them.
They’re not mute, but they also aren’t saying stuff like that. It would mean she remembered and understood the death scene of a ~1.5hr movie at the age of 2, and understands social norms enough to concoct a dastardly plot to monopolize that edible playdoh in the OP.
Even at 3, that’s a stretch. At 4? Sure. At barely 3? No way.
Tough break kid. Still eating that cake lol
Ah, I fellow I am in dead inside person.
She’s going places
Of course her name is Leona. Pure lion energy lol
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Still better than internal combustion engine cake 🤷
She’s right, tho. Too devastated to eat right now.
I was hoping it would be a math joke about 3 factorial, but this is just sad
this is just sad
Just as planned.
And it worked at least with me. I didn’t eat a single piece of that cake
Master plan
Yeah, because 3 year olds totally should watch Lion King. Bullshit or bad parenting?
Imagine being so prude you think that children can’t watch children’s movies
I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a worse take in my life.
It’s rated G or the equivalent in most countries: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110357/parentalguide
Incidentally, that page has this, which made my day:
lol wut
It’s literally a kid’s movie. I loved this when I was a baby.
