I want a big window decal that has George Washington doing something badass and says “the original antifa”

Librewolf or iceraven

He’s gonna do that anyway come midterms, no?

Id say the dumb comments are bots but the comments were dumb as hell early 2000s so

rocked up

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MySpace marketplace?

Then the craziest thing happened. A golden retriever walked up to me with a stick. He put it in my lap and I faded out in a blinding white light. I woke up with my arm bandaged in a brightly lit, but eerily silent room. I try to move my arm. “Shit.” I reach over with my other arm and push the button to tilt up the powered gurney. “The fuck…” as I sit up and look more closely, my arm has actually been converted into a fully mechanical cyborg arm with what appears to be a modified belt fed StG 44 mounted to it and loosely wrapped in bandages. As I wince in pain, the door flies open. Two thugs dressed in black barge in holding a scruffy doctor by the collar. One points his pistol at me. “There’s that motherf–” an eruption of gunfire occurs. I look to my left and there’s a smoking hole in bed pillow behind me.

After the smoke clears all three men lay on the ground. I drag myself out of bed and kneel at the doctors side. He has a wound in his abdomen. “Your friend… they have him… And his family” he says with some effort. “Where?” I demand. He points to one of the slain thugs. A phone protruded from his hip pocket. I unlock it with his thumb print. GPS coordinates. I stand up, the sound of spent shells rolling on the ground and my new arm whirring. Looking at it, I know what I must do now. I pick up the ammo bag next to the bed and sling it over my shoulder and walk out the door.

Oooooo Peter boyyy peeeetey booooy

Do you have any water?

Lmao what a fuckin nerd

The fridge would have to passively scan stuff but it would feel weird spying on groceries like that to me

There’s probably someone out there that can or do make the parts aftermarket

Yes. That is why I am staunchly liberal. Keep your hands off my fuckin rights which in turn means keep your hands off my fuckin neighbors rights. Given the most perfect benevolent leader the state will either corrupt or kill them, so we should rally against corruption AND the rich.

Edit: because words are hard

That’s just the stabby cell telling you you’re doing a good job

As a liberal I have always despised that weasle

Does understanding basic emotions make you an empath

I thought it stood for militant left

Also don’t be in Iran

I’m lookin at one right now

Yeah I think if this guy is serious it’s about time to dawn the black and go hunting