YoiksAndAway

Maybe it’s just me. Years ago, my friends and I would meet at Buffalo Wild Wings for a weekly trivia night, and somebody would play it several times a night every week. Enough that it has led to a lifelong aversion to that song in particular and Meat Loaf in general.

Paradise by the Dashboard Light gives you a lot of bang for your buck. I’m not sure if it’s 20 minutes long or if it just seems that way.

Ha! Fuck him.

Trophies are weird. You work your ass off to be the best bowler, pickle ball player, or ball gargler and then they’re like, “Awesome! Here’s a big, cheap, ugly piece of shit to dust once a week.”

When we had our birds I used to say that food didn’t turn bad in our house, it just slowly turned into chicken food. In your house it turns into Dad’s dinner.

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Anon used to be all over this shit. It’s good to see hacktivism again.

A relationship is a constant state of socialized french fries.

Looking at you, Adobe Acrobat.

Por que no los dos?

Any Infocom game, for that matter. Zork II and Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy were fun, too.

Membrane potential! iswydt

I, for one, am trembling in awe of the cutting edge reel-to-reel video technology of these countries.

Thanks for all the hard work!

Careful! Cancer was around before cigarettes or dioxin. Not that I don’t think RFK is full of shit, but sometimes it’s best to ignore bad arguments when there are so many good ones to be made.

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Nope.

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Nuh-uh.

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Also nope.

According to the caption, it’s an “artist’s impression”. Artists. So impressionable!

Speaking of West Virginia cryptids, yesterday was the 73rd anniversary of the sighting of the Flatwoods Monster, who also has a distinct sense of fashion.

Hey, if you’re in local news in rural WV and only make one typo in a story, you’re probably ready for promotion or a job in a bigger market.

There’s an old bus on a rock in the New River in West Virginia. It’s a more interesting story than Volvo Island, I think.