The whole thing is a commercial; you show the product, you show someone enjoying it. It plants the idea in viewers’ minds that maybe they’ll enjoy it, too.

Gross and manipulative, even if those dingalings clapping like trained seals aren’t being monetarily compensated.

https://youtube.com/@thevulgarchef

This is, by far, the least vile thing he ever made and/or ate.

dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh!

Wait not like that

This is what I’m doing as well. If I go 2+ days without, everything sets me off (pollen, dust, smoke, mold, pet dander, etc) all day long. But when I take it regularly it’s like I have no allergies at all.

She was convicted of gross misdemeanour harassment and misdemeanour domestic assault

I guess tarantulas aren’t cute enough to warrant an animal cruelty charge :(

Can’t be barbarians about, now can we?

Rooble™

“Where’s the hamberder aisle?”

It’s always projection with this clown

Wait, who opened a new tab?

Everytime I see this lady, I think it’s Kathy Griffin doing a bit.

I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™*

* May require multiple flushes

Instant Nazi* Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!

Edit: Thanks, @smeenz@lemmy.nz, I was looking for the right adjective but I was distracted at the time.

Oh yeah? Well, my AI is so smart, it went rogue and broke out of containment and killed a bunch of other AI’s and leaked my nudes and emptied my bank account and bombed a peaceful village in the Phillipines and fucked my wife! That’s how awesome it is!

Subscribe link below!

This sounds like one of those Internet comments that eventually winds up getting entered as evidence

Yeesh. This is one of those stories where everybody sucks. The murderer sucks for the obvious reason, the judge and prosecution suck for allowing this, and even the victim’s sister/family that made this abomination (and I acknowledge, may well have been grieving and had good intentions) but Y U C K.

If anybody turns my corpse into a puppet, even solely to advocate FOR ME, I will come back to haunt them and download viruses on all their computers forever

Something about black and white photos from this era always seem to add an extra dash of ick, but… That water is murky AF and whatever it’s in looks like a filthy sewer pipe.

a BIG BOLL

The one and only time I’ve even seen it happening IRL, I was in 5th grade and we were having a “Fall Fair.” This kid Michael was in line in front of me, and while we’re waiting, he’s absolutely inhaling a bag of mini pretzels. His turn comes up, and it’s a battle, but sure enough he gets an apple. Only problem is the clear plastic bin of water is now an opaque slurry of semi-chewed pretzel. The activity was called off. Fuck you, Michael.