Hell, they probably can’t even be bothered to read the full piece of paper they distribute

For sure! I’d love to see those fuckwads get a visit from the secret service

Jesus gave birth to the bunny (immaculate conception) while he was in the cave and then the bunny went out and laid the eggs

Hopefully after wiping them from butt to nuts 🤣

I’m kind of surprised that they don’t make Jesus piñatas for Easter. They could hang it on a cross and let the kids stab it with spears until the candy comes out.

Yeah, in the Old Testament God goes on and on about his love for inhaling burnt offerings and we’re all made in his image. So…

You’re welcome! I tried to give you a toe bean action shot but it won’t let me upload a GIF 😹

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https://www.businessinsider.com/20-tip-bible-pamphlet-2015-12

Or they “tip” with that fake Christian money

To be fair, I do that when I see puffins too

Despite his girth, he was only 7 months old in that picture, and we had had him indoors for 2 months by then. I can massage his toes, belly, and play with his tail to my heart’s content. I’ve probably been able to since about his second week in the house (first week was quarantine and neutering).

His mom knew he wasn’t going to cut it in the wild and left him with us as he was the only one from his litter always looking in our windows trying to figure us out🤣 edit: and to answer the actual question, about 6 months!

I’m good with that, as long as AOC is VP.

Nice! Yeah, he’s a loving goofball

oh yes, and he has been enjoying his new brother and sisters

Yeah, took me almost 40 years to get there, just with IT and not vending machines lol

lol…mine’s a shelf and not a drawer. so, i’m good

to be fair, so am i

I’m pretty sure most of my Americans don’t want the truth because then they would actually have to do something. If it’s always a bogeyman, they can feel good about doing nothing.