I don’t.

But I do think you may be reading something here I’m not trying to say.

And have zero inclination for any fucking brain dead fascist wannabe to see any of it.

My privacy matters a lot to me and I go through… not as great a length as some to safeguard it but far, far, more than most and no motherfucker has a right to a single fucking byte of data I don’t consent to them having.

My point is more that any local police force is going to be pretty much incompetent, which means that not only would any attempts of their to monitor a relatively tech savvy person be fruitless if you have even an inkling of it, and this incompetence also means you’re on your fucking own if anyone savvy really wants to get into your shit too.

Big difference between federal and local police.

But no, I haven’t read the book but I did read the title and you’ll hear no argument from me.

Walmart needs to eat my dick.

So here’s a fun fact. If someone is stealthy enough and is skilled enough at hacking, you are on your fucking own.

Cybersecurity companies won’t help you because they only work with other companies. You can try filing a report with officers and dunning and Krueger it good fucking luck getting anywhere with that.

Being under police shouldn’t really worry anyone who isn’t doing anything illegal who has half a brain cell, it’s literally anyone else who wants into your shit that you need to worry about.

Get her a pig and name it tarot deck.

I’ve always wanted a pig.

So what you’re saying is that they’re like one of two women in a lesbian Japanese scat film, like, they’re going to get paid but where they used to be the woman taking a shit on the other woman’s mouth, now they’re the ones whose mouths are getting shat on?

Yes.

I’m not watching a fucking YouTube video.

No judgment if that’s your thing. I just don’t enjoy it.

There’s way less content here but the content that is here is way better, and the level of intelligence and civility on display is night and day vs Reddit.

Yo yo mom

Apparently going full retard is fine tho.

My ex saw onlyfans as a great way to make a living and express her sexuality after we broke up.

It did not go as well as she thought it would.

Exactly. I couldn’t agree more.

When killing yourself the right thing to do is to set it up some piano wire in such a way that you’re able to sever your own head, AFTER supergluing your hands to the side of your head.

Its crucial that you have a friend that’s in on it so that they can remove the piano wire when they “stumble” on to your dead body, and the investigators struggle to figure out how and why your ripped your own head off.

Zero.

Because I’m not a fucking pussy.

Lies. Voltaire was a deep state psy op

AS THE LEGENDS FORETOLD, THE AGE OF SHRIMP-MAN IS NIGH.

WITH THE INTELLIGENCE AND GENERAL APPEARANCE OF A MAN, AND THE COLOUR AND EXOSKELETON OF A SHRIMP, NO EVIL IN THIS WORLD IS KMGHTY ENOUGH TO STOP SHRIMP MAN.

Just one thing to add here, respectfully.

You’re both entitled to deez nutz.

The CGNAT is coming from IN the house.

A manual killed my parents.

I was recently travelling and tried to sign up for Netflix and couldn’t. Because I didn’t have a phone number in the country I was in. And they block vpns.

You can see where this is headed. Mullvad needs the money more than Netflix anyway.

How about nobody else’a fucking children are anybody else’s fucking problem.

Fuck your stupid fucking kids.

Not literally of course. I’m not a republican.