• Magnetar@feddit.de
      2·
      10 months ago

      Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.

  • Jakylla@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    2·
    10 months ago
    $ rm -rf /
Removing /etc/passwords...
~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~
Removing /home/user...
~ WITH XXX VPN, ACCESS ALL YOUR CONTENT ONLINE FROM ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, 19.99$ PER YEAR FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS ~
Removing /bin/bash...
~ DO YOU WANT A BIGGER D ? TAKE XXXX PILLS, 99.9% SUCCESS ~
...
    • marcos@lemmy.world
      1·
      10 months ago

      I don’t know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.

  • sndrtj@feddit.nl
    1·
    10 months ago

    Since this week I get some form of ad in the github diff viewer. “Copilot is available for purchase for you organization”. Horrible.

  • raubarno@lemmy.ml
    1·
    10 months ago
    ~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for 10 seconds...)

Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware.
Aborted
~ $ 

(plugs in ethernet cable)

~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for 10 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for 10 seconds...)
Press CTRL+C to skip the ad
[^C[^C
Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n

ADWARE SHELL
(C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved
---ad---
How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?
Just press F1 to get the answer!
---ad---

Activate Adware
Go to Settings to Activate Adware
% exit
Please watch all the ads to be able to exit.
(...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for 30 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for 30 seconds...)
[^C
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads.
[^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable)
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99 to allow interrupts.

    The last step I leave to you.

    • stafeel@lemmy.ml
      1·
      10 months ago

      So Tab completions become Tab recommendations which happen to be paid promotions.