gmtom@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agoThe second matchup of the tournamentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square153fedilinkarrow-up1602arrow-down148
arrow-up1554arrow-down1imageThe second matchup of the tournamentlemmy.worldgmtom@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square153fedilink
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 months ago because man probably won’t eat you. that’s why I dumped my last boyfriend
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·6 months agohe ate you? Damn, that’s rough.
minus-squareSuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoNo, no, because he didn’t eat out.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·6 months agosometimes blatantly misinterpreting statements is funny
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoit’s only rough when I don’t shave my hairy taco.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·6 months agoin that case i should probably correct rough to tough, since we’re talking about cannibalism here.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoit’s only tough when I’ve fallen asleep in the tanning bed and my hairy taco flaps turn into leather.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·6 months agothat’s definitely one of the ways that statement can be made literal.
that’s why I dumped my last boyfriend
he ate you? Damn, that’s rough.
No, no, because he didn’t eat out.
sometimes blatantly misinterpreting statements is funny
it’s only rough when I don’t shave my hairy taco.
in that case i should probably correct rough to tough, since we’re talking about cannibalism here.
it’s only tough when I’ve fallen asleep in the tanning bed and my hairy taco flaps turn into leather.
that’s definitely one of the ways that statement can be made literal.