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CmdrKeen@lemmy.today to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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CmdrKeen@lemmy.today to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    Let the patch be part of the code for one or two minor releases. Then revert the changes of the patch.

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      Why would they do that? Talk about generating mistrust.

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        It may not be malice. Incompetence.

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          They are going to “accidentally” remove a fix?

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            By not understanding how version control works. I’ve worked at places that had a surprising number of developers who would just merge things in ways that drop code from other developers.

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              Can you give an example how that would happen?

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                It’s pretty straightforward. Merge conflicts? No such thing! Just make my version the next version.

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                  Also that’s likely a team that doesn’t use a branching workflow, has poor review on merges, and/or using Git like it’s SVN.

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                    How optimistic. At my last workplace I got us to finally stop using zip files for version control. This was at a fortune 500 company.

                    The utility of software is so great that even terrible processes are still functional to some degree.

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                Force push to the master branch or release branch, for one

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        Rehire obv.

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          Good luck with that lol. Who would fall for that.

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            Corporate rated this strategy viable

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        I dunno, but it’d be funny

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      Calm down, Satan

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