Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up12.01Karrow-down127
arrow-up11.99Karrow-down1imageBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up210·1 month agoif you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up78·1 month agoIs this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·1 month agoOnce a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
minus-squareBlack616Angel@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoElon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·1 month agoIf Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
minus-squarehessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoI thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
minus-squareknightmare1147@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoThis is my new favorite insult.
if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
This is my new favorite insult.