linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat did you buy that improved your life?message-squaremessage-square196fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down15
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareWhat did you buy that improved your life?linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square196fedilink
minus-squareEveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months ago(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoI’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
minus-squareEveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoDOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoGive me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let’s see em)
minus-squareEveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months ago(Wait, how is “money” a pun in this instance?) No, I don’t think I WHALE.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoshoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, please
minus-squareEveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-211 months agoYour F A C E.
I can’t BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
I’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
Give me your MONEY right now!
(seriously, hands up. Let’s see em)
(Wait, how is “money” a pun in this instance?)
No, I don’t think I WHALE.
shoots gun into shoulder
Yeah, so, money now if you would, please
Your F A C E.
Your M U M.