Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

  • Luckyfriend222@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Not a dad joke per say but:

    What is the difference between a sperm cell and a lawyer?

    A sperm cell has a one-in-a-billion chance of becoming human one day.