• dumbass@leminal.space
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    4 months ago

    Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

    Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

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      4 months ago

      Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

      “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

      “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”