You’re gonna want to sit down on this
Me VS how I see myself in the mirror.
Bland from the outside, favourable on the inside?
No, with a buttplug on the inside
No, I just see myself as a buttplug, how can I be any clearer than that.
You are a vampire
Evolving into buttplug?
It has a flared base, knock yourself out.
Getting to the base would be impressive
Oh, summer child, I guess you’ve never seen goatse.
I’ve seen things that you could only conjure in nightmares.
It really plugs the llama’s ass
VLC: The Sex Update
The upgrade looks like a pain in the ass
Man, people are really jumping on that one.
Well that’s one way to plug your memory leaks
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Is this an update or a plugin?
For VLC, anything
Please use foodgrade coconut oil when inserting this update!
What’s the risk of back doors?
Pretty much entirely blocked, but it makes setting it up a little painful, but pleasurable if you’re into it and have experience.
At least the base looks flaired
You’re worried that you get a traffic cone lost in your ass?
Ha, one should always be aware of the risks.
But also, VLC crashes a lot for me lately, so was hoping this was a joke that the next version would be more stable and the kinks would be worked out.
Who isn’t???
Do not Google “Slovakian Traffic Cone”!
