It’s dangerous to hide small plastic capsules in candy … but it’s perfectly Ok for anyone to buy an assault rifle.
just be happy there’s no assault rifle in the capsule
What do you mean? It’s my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to?
It won’t fit. But bullets would.
I’d eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm.
The food code should probably just be amended. It pretty generically says that you can’t have “nonnutritive” stuff inside of it, unless that stuff is safe to consume. That’s a pretty reasonable thing, but it should probably be tweaked for nonnutritive stuff that is easy to spot and less likely to be mistaken for food.
Yep. It’s the same law keeping sawdust out of food that is also banning kinder eggs.
law keeping sawdust out of food
Grated parmesan has entered the chat.
Americans are so stupid these would kill more kids than school shooters if they were legal.
But muh Second Amendment!
from: beanbag america
We all assume people are at least as smart as we think we are but honestly they aren’t. It’s scary how many stupid people there are even if you are at the lower part of the average. Millions… It’s always the lowest common denominator that the world ends up being built for it seems and that means it’s not required for millions above that…
The surprise is DEATH!
People act like America had some sort of campaign against Kinder Eggs when it just violated a blanket “you can’t put non-food things inside food” rule.
And Europe HAS lost children to them so I don’t know why that became an American thing.
I only found one article about a 3yr french girl that died because of the kinder toy. Are there more cases?
Anyway, poor girl
At least 3 more according to a lawsuit back in 2000. https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Parents+hit+out+at+EU+over+tiny+deadly+toys.-a065156393
How many children have died to school shootings the last 10 years compated to children dying due to kinder eggs
Bro what does that have to do with anything. All I’m saying is no one banned Kinder Eggs, they just fell under existing rules.
Like I know you’re trying to pin this as a wrong priorities thing but FDA regulations are not the fight here.
How can you possibly choke with something that big? Yeah you can but it would need to enter in a very specific angle right?
There’s smaller parts inside the capsule. Ravenous American children aren’t allowed to have them.
Our love affair with eating starts early. And sometimes it ends early, too.
Well, to choke on the toys inside you have to open it, clearly differencing it from the food. If that’s dangerous then kids shouldn’t have toys at all.
Tbf you shouldn’t give toys with small parts to small children in general, they just like to put anything and everything in their little demonic mouth
In America they separated the toy from the chocolate because kids were choking on it
EU kids > US kids
Imagining some kid just downing the entire egg now
“Illegal in the USA”
Or so I was told…
Yes. They swallow everything whole.
“Hey we don’t think there should be inedible plastic inside edible chocol-”
“GUNS, BUT GUNS, BUT YOU GUYS DON’T BAN GUNS, GUNNNNSSSSS”
