Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.
Reminds me of Guns n’ Roses …
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You got your bitches with
the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I’d like to crush your head tight in my vice
Pain!!
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(lyrics from the Guns 'n Roses song ‘Get in the Ring’)
She’s supposed to be blonde … the blonder, the better
The logo for the community … CIRCLEJERK
The eye of the storm speaks back to you … QUACK! QUACK!
These are places that distribute food as nutrition … they dispense edible product that momentarily provide a flavour sensation to your mouth and tongue.
Don’t know … I can’t afford internet credits in order to access a connection.
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Just do the dishes naked … maybe keep your socks on
Tuck it into your groin
The only way to solve this is to assemble an angry mob with torches and threaten to burn the heretic
Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
More like a take from … The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
… but not as funny :(
9/10 for your grandma … Looks like a dual boot setup … a modern fast core system with multiple speed settings on top … and an older OS that is manually operated that can be revealed from underneath (although once the power goes out, you’d have to lose the LEDs)
It sounds like you’ll fit right in … great to have you here … have fun!
I got my side arm, my cyanide pills, my classified dossier…
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Oh wait, sorry, I got the wrong song … :(
Last time this happened, the country affected needed electro shock therapy to help them snap out of their delusions.
This past summer I hadn’t been to the cottage for over a month but I had some food left in the fridge. I brought home a can of opened berry jam I had there and I didn’t want it to go to waste. I ate from it three or four times before I noticed the large patch of mold that was growing on the lid and the underside of the top of the inside of the jar. I like saving food because I grew up poor but at the same time, I’m not going to send myself to the hospital to save a bit of jam … I threw the jar away after that.
The stormtrooper is female … she fires, misses and nearly kills the redshirt … reshirt recovers and the stormtrooper is so overwhelmed with grief that they become close friends … after a six month relationship, they get married and a year later have a child … the child turns out to be a half human half wookie … the birth severely complicates their marriage
In 2000, at around the point when most well off people were transitioning to flat panel TVs, I inherited a large 32" CRT from a friend of mine. They were upgrading and wanted to get rid of their old CRT.
I said I’d take it and use it for my treadmill so I could watch TV while I walked.
The thing weighed 100lbs!!! I had to build a reinforced stand to lift it up in the air and I nearly killed myself hoisting it up and having it nearly fall on me multiple times! And the thing took up so much room … I think it occupied almost the same amount of floor space as the treadmill.
The dangerous thing about these things is that they were big and lopsided … it’s like lifting a huge kettle ball but all the weight of the ball is only on one side and the rest of it is empty air. It was really easy to just drop the thing because you lost balance with it. Or even worse, throw your back and some muscle because you were trying to save it from falling over while you held it.