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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-211 days agoAnyone that unironically says, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best,” is waving their red flag at you.
minus-squareFMT99@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoAnd someone that has it permanently tattooed across the better part of the side of their body?
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-211 days agoI’m a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn’t let them know your real name or where you live.
minus-squareShiggles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoAnd it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoWhile travelling in another state preferably.
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days ago“Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast.” -Varrick, Legend of Korra
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoAgreed but I feel like they’re also advertising that they’ll ride it like they stole it.
minus-squaredeltapi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoOh I absolutely hate that past experience forces me to agree with you wholeheartedly on this.
Anyone that unironically says, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best,” is waving their red flag at you.
And someone that has it permanently tattooed across the better part of the side of their body?
I’m a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn’t let them know your real name or where you live.
And it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.
While travelling in another state preferably.
“Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast.” -Varrick, Legend of Korra
Agreed but I feel like they’re also advertising that they’ll ride it like they stole it.
Oh I absolutely hate that past experience forces me to agree with you wholeheartedly on this.