oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1223arrow-down1external-linkNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comoleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square76fedilinkfile-text
cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/7604429 Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85·6 days agoThey’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
minus-squareChaosCoati@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 days agoFor one week. And they can only be bought online.
minus-squareproudblond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47arrow-down1·6 days agoI thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·edit-26 days agoIt’s nottheonion 🙃 Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoi was just talking about goldfish two days ago
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoI was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoI was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general! This new name puts me off.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·6 days agoUnfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
minus-squareiamtrashman1312@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoAnd while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack
minus-squareschizo@forum.uncomfortable.businesslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoWell, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
They’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
For one week. And they can only be bought online.
I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
It’s nottheonion 🙃
Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
i was just talking about goldfish two days ago
I was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.
I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!
This new name puts me off.
Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
And while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack
Well, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
Thank you.