Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agoWhat is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareryguyflyguy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoI feel like it’d be a little better as: How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving? 53 pil-grams! Because then it’s also factual
minus-squareTug@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 hours agoThat might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
minus-squareangrystego@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoWait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 minutes agoI had children to legitimise my dad jokes.
minus-squareTug@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoI tell them to mine, but they’re in their 20s.
I feel like it’d be a little better as:
How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?
53 pil-grams!
Because then it’s also factual
That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.
I tell them to mine, but they’re in their 20s.