Why lonely if has friends?
Am I to join some else’s military company? Then may as well join the big one.
Loneliness = no friends tho.
That’ll do it. Huuaaah!
Woof woof woof woof woof!
If by private military company you mean a leftist mutual aid org, then yes.
Mutual aid group… With nukes!
How else are you gonna make sure the US doesn’t invade?
Just don’t have oil?
Sorry, but my military plundered your aid while you were still organizing.
You can also start an orgy instead of killing, but I guess the sex can also happen while slaughtering.
“Can group love bloom on the battlefield?”
I feel like I saw some russian solders dudes fucking before getting killed by a drone a couple years ago.
Ranked competitive sex requires there to be one winner.
“I was really enjoying MGS6 right up until Necrophilia Man showed up… Worst. Boss. Ever. Whatever you do: don’t try to reset the game with the fake death pill!”
Well you do get a naked large breasted assassin as a companion
Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.
Getting goats what the best part.
