From Safely Endangered
(it’s a mashup of a real arrest (YouTube) and the movie Minority Report (Wikipedia), hence the title)
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS SIR.
For people scratching their heads:
Cecil George Edwards
was getting arrested in Sydney for CC fraud in the 90s, it was recorded, and he was hilariously belligerent about it.
Mister, you just assured me that I could speak. Look, I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock here, see that chap over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal? Oh, that’s a nice headlock sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare – get your hands off me! Ta-ta, and farewell.
He died this year btw.
Farewell to a true King.
Might wanna add a link to the video https://youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w
“tata and farewell!” is my favoriteHowzabout I upvote your addition? thanks!
They made a reference to him in the latest episode of What We Do in the Shadows. And he was in the video for Dine and Dash by The Chats.
That succulent Chinese meal granted Cecil immortality.
The judo line just gets me every time. It’s hilarious!
This is democracy manifest
I see you know your judo sir!
THIS IS A DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
