he has said men who enjoy heterosexual sex purely for pleasure (rather than for creating children) are actually gay.

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

Exactly. Breathless emails and texts talking about how we have to defend democracy from fascism (by giving them money) but no real action on their part for four goddamn years.

I’m sick of hearing about the asshole, and sick of hearing about him getting “slammed” by some celebrity or politician, and sick of hearing how he’s a huge threat so we need to send a sternly worded letter.

Getting upset over this is so draining, especially because there’s nothing we can do to stop him in the short term.

I was really confused why my mom was crying because people were breaking a wall down.

And then Knight Rider was there for some reason.

And then we got a small bag of concrete in the mail that was apparently from the wall that made my mom cry.

I’ll never forget watching NZ come out of lockdown and seeing people hug each other while I was still sanitizing groceries.

So we should stage an insurrection to prevent him from taking power right?

Right?!

Oh, no, we’re gonna just act like this isn’t an existential threat like you’re saying.

So why should I believe you when you say something is a threat?

I also struggle with it, but the research I’ve seen is that it’s the majority by weight. Microplastics wouldn’t get picked up, so they’d be really hard to be weighed.

Then again, these big pieces will be shedding microplastics all the time so maybe they’re contributing to it as well.

Either way, we’ve got two problems: Plastic runoff from rivers and fishing gear disposal. And both, I think, could be solved by simply providing cash for people who can verifiably dispose of plastics. Check out some nets and floats and line, check in a certain amount and you get money back. Because people are greedy and stupid we need to incentivize cleaning things up.

Damn city folk ruining the countryside tellyahwat

Indie games existed, they were just called shareware

Subnautica is so immersive I’d find myself holding my breath if I was running low on oxygen as if it would help.

Same here but my parents are used to ditch weed from the 70s so I make sure to get them some CBD stuff so they’re not blitzed out of their minds.

Jimmy Carter told Boomers to put on a sweater and they kicked him out of office.

I learned recently that speed limits are determined by studying the speeds driven and setting them at the 85th percentile.

So what we can do to lower speed limits is to find a place they’re doing a traffic study and repeatedly drive over them at very low speeds.

(The bulk of ocean plastic comes from the rivers of poor countries without proper waste management.)

This might be true for places nearer to shore, but studies have found the great Pacific patch to be mostly discarded fishing gear by weight.

I’d let them try out an excavator as long as I got a turn, too.

I bet this will go as well as when they tried creating Air America to combat right wing talk radio.

They made a reference to him in the latest episode of What We Do in the Shadows. And he was in the video for Dine and Dash by The Chats.

That succulent Chinese meal granted Cecil immortality.

Bootlicker.

Totally. And have a microwave with programmable settings. And make an induction cooktop with <1 second pulse width modulation and probe thermometers. A dishwasher with a detergent dispenser. Open source the plans, build them without plastic parts that break and fall off.

And bring back that awesome Sunbeam toaster.