BORING!

Patrick Tull’s Aubrey/Maturin series is fucking amazing.

Not the first time I’ve been called a trumper.

Do more creeping my comment history, noob

If Chevy had released this truck it would have been ended up like the HHR but worse.

It’s not even good at being a truck, aside from the other shit.

o7

Evolution is dumb in that it requires death.

He did. That’s literally the best America could do and asking for more means you want Republicans to win.

Only libs downvote me.

… about recycling.

This is why you don’t use live chat as a ticketing system.

I always use one and the feeling when the meat just kisses the done temperature while it’s resting is almost as good as sex.

Non illegitimi carborundum

I wasn’t fired. I just stopped being a manager. The worst part is all the other managers.

Depends on the application. Sriracha is good on hard boiled eggs, but Texas Pete is better on Mac and cheese.

But remember: If you don’t vote for them you’re a terrible person.

I’ve managed people in India before - not to save money but to handle overnight tickets - and to me they work too hard.

One of my reports was affected by some pretty significant flooding and asked if maybe they could have a day off.

I told them to not worry about work until their house was no longer filled with mud and water.

Anybody who thinks that’s a good idea should be dumped in a city with no money or place to stay and then told to sleep in the shelter.

Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.

If you make more than about $40,000 per year you are in that top 10% globally

That few is still 800 million people. Basically anyone in a developed country.

Yes I agree that the world is terrible and we will all die angry and frustrated because these psychotic apes can’t just get along.