• redisdead@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    I’m making way more than $10/hr but here’s the thing: I’m only paid 35 hours a week.

    I could spend the rest of it furiously masturbating in a bus and not lose a single cent.

    Besides, it’s easier to jerk off in a bus than while driving a car.

    • NateNate60@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      You would certainly lose a lot of money masturbating in a bus. You’ll be kicked off the bus, arrested for indecent exposure, and have to pay a fine and court costs plus community service.