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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon visits America

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Anon visits America

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • radix@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Wait 'til you see the child size soda.

    It’s 512 ounces, or roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied. It’s a real bargain at $1.59.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Straight from the orphan crushing machine. Delicious

    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      512oz = 15.14L. Literally soda in a size of a child.

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        Who The fuck is able to drink that much? That’s a fucking bucket just with soda.

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          https://youtu.be/Ish8NBunrQU?t=33s

          • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
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            What the actual fuck?

            • RunawayFixer@lemmy.world
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              Parks and recreation is a tv show. The clip is satire. Real American soda sized are still ridiculously large, but not this exaggerated “child size”.

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                1 year ago

                Ah thanks.

            • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              1 year ago

              'Tis a SitCom.

    • Idea@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If you can’t beat’em sweetems :)

    • 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Soda from pnr

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