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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Oscar worthy script

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Oscar worthy script

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    5 months ago

    This is satire, right? Right?

    • MrZee@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      Yep. Ken Chang is a comedian and does LinkedIn satire.

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        i kinda feel like obvious satire shouldn’t be allowed here, defeats the point of the community…

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      Gee, I wonder

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      It is actually satire.

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        5 months ago

        Warm, thick satire

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    Fake and gay. Why is the text not in green?

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      Missing the >s, duh

  • beleza pura@lemmy.eco.br
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    is this sub just people unironically taking obvious jokes seriously?

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      I mean the comments here seem to indicate most people see the humor. One of the top comments says it should have been a greentext.

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        i guess… but i thought the idea was to bring actual lunatics for us to laugh at, yet we keep getting satire posts

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          I wonder if it’s just getting harder to find unhinged shit?

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      This sub? Try the whole website.

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    “I want to connect with you, emotionally”

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      :)

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    "As we embraced, I moved my hand from his firm buttocks up along his back, eager to feel more of that fit body.

    I touch a surgery scar and he winces, both in pain, and memory of his true motivation for being here this night morning.

    I would not live to see my shareholders meeting."

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    “warm thick bodies” - feels shudder down the back of neck.

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      That’s called arousal.

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        I know what an erection feels like, Michael

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    Luigi’s victim was shot early in the morning, not at night.

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      it is night time until the sun comes up. that’s the rules.

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        Until the cum comes up 😉

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    Love is antidote to hate, but that doesn’t mean we should love people who abuse us.

    Best I can do is try and remember what it’s like to have the mindset of wanting everything for myself, and seeing others as competitors / resources to get what I want. That’s the consciousness these people have, and it’s something most of us recognize.

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