• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.

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      The Surgeon General has just declared that deoxygenated blood is blue inside the body.

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        I couldn’t find any news stories to confirm this, but given the current administration’s picks, I still can’t tell if you’re serious.

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          LOL, no I was just joking about the absurd state of the world we live in currently. It’s just a joke today, but tomorrow it may be real, at this rate.

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        One of soooooo many reasons for me to be ashamed to be born a Hoosier.

        (The whole state being run by the Klan for decades might possibly be a bigger one though.)

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      Those fungi have always made me nervous. Is it really true that at a party they’re always the fun guy?

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    I had someone in another thread tell me there is no transgender genocide. I’m guessing they would still agree upon reading this too, unfortunately.

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    There are two sexes

    You can have as many genders as you want

    No need for an executive order. Waste of time

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      There are like a lot of ways people are intersex and the government being unable to recognize us will cause problems

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    Why do I keep seeing the news say two genders when he said one gender? Did I miss another executive order where he changed it from one to two? I’m so confused