Bot #001@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 year agoDaily Discussion Thread: Tue 21 Nov 2023message-squaremessage-square143fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: Tue 21 Nov 2023Bot #001@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 year agomessage-square143fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMeanElevator@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoYeah well, the Australian Tax Authority has issued a warrant for my arrest in WA. Who’s the greater mastermind criminal huh?
minus-squarejust_kitten@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoAll I’ve got is unpaid tolls and a medical insurance account that’s about to expire, feel like I’ve accomplished very little in life :(
minus-squareanotherspringchicken@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI have a surprising number of children that I didn’t know I had, all of whom have broken their phones
minus-squareMeanElevator@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoDon’t worry. When Australian Postage contacts you about uncollected packages you know you’ve made it.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agopresumably those uncollected packages are their children’s new iphone 15 they won
minus-squareMeanElevator@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAnd those unclaimed nigerian millions
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agono, those are held up in customs, there was insufficient postage
Yeah well, the Australian Tax Authority has issued a warrant for my arrest in WA.
Who’s the greater mastermind criminal huh?
All I’ve got is unpaid tolls and a medical insurance account that’s about to expire, feel like I’ve accomplished very little in life :(
I have a surprising number of children that I didn’t know I had, all of whom have broken their phones
Don’t worry. When Australian Postage contacts you about uncollected packages you know you’ve made it.
presumably those uncollected packages are their children’s new iphone 15 they won
And those unclaimed nigerian millions
no, those are held up in customs, there was insufficient postage