I have tried winding the gears back to starting position but now whenever I try to predict the solstice it is incorrect, causing great embarrassment at the local sect. I bought this because those young men in white robes drawing mystic figures in the sand convinced me it would help me with my predictions, and that it was a lot easier than traditional augury or lining up rocks like the celts do. I call bullshit, what the hell is the problem with traditional birds entrails telling you these things? I spent a goat on this and it isn’t working, and I released all the birds because I thought I wouldn’t need them anymore and now I am freaking out, if I don’t get this right Zeus know what the initiae will do to me.

Anyways, any of you have experience with this issue?

  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    I have often advised my patients to consume crushed, dried and powdered pips of 200 apples. It seems to work for a large variety of illnesses from bad humors to war wounds. I haven’t had even one patient return with complaints.

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      6 days ago

      Sounds interesting… My watchdog has been limping lately so I will attemt thid concocture and see if it recoups his spirits…