There must be an orange cat in his lineage, this one has the single brain cell.
Stanford is a THEIF.
HE STOLE THE ONE ORANGE BRAINCELL!
(and apparently “orange” is contagious. What a cat, though… give him the scritches he likes, for me?)
His bro Wiat is cuddling on the bed rn, all scritched up.
I uh, think you’re interrupting something.
probably plotting world domination now that they have the orange brain cell. (i’d watch that movie, lol. Cats! but with a dash of despicable me and good music.)
There was a TV show called Kid vs. Kat that was sort of like that!
“Our soruces here at TMZ have revealed to us that Standford the cat also snorts and smokes catnip while periodically napping in the bath tub. Seems the pressures of being an ordinary house cat are really getting to him.”
