Years ago, I was in the mall in Dearborn, MI. It has most of the stuff you’d find in any other American shopping mall. There’s the Gap, American Eagle, and Spencer’s Gifts. It’s mostly full of teenagers doing things that teenagers do in a mall.

Then there’s a random antique shop full of Edwardian furniture. I didn’t see anyone in there besides a sales guy or two, and it seemed completely out of place. Dearborn is also fairly close to the Canadian border. I swear it’s gotta be a money laundering front.