• The Rizzler@feddit.org
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    Oh shit, that’s right. I’m Zeus here. The king of the gods. Shitposting through his multihop VPN from atop mount olympus

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        Every time I try to make it rain on a fire set on people’s homes by blackrock or some other evil corporation. It’s not enough.

        However, my brother will have fun with those psychopaths down in his own realm. Every one of those monsters that start wars and have other launch bombs at civilians, sometimes on purpose. I’ll let my brother deal with them when their time comes. And I’ll make sure their victims get good places to stay when their times come

        Be a good person, don’t cause harm don’t do harm unless it’s self defense

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          I feel like with Zeus’s reputation for assuming the form of people or animals to trick foolish mortals, there’s a lot of benevolent trolling that could be done in times like these.