I remember one day when I was still in college a crazy man showed up on campus one day screeching at people from a streetcorner that they were all going to hell for not following the Bible. Being the edgy smart ass that I was I of course asked him why I shouldn’t just worship Zeus and Odin since their holy texts are even older than the Bible. He told me that these were questions I should go ask my own preacher about. I told him I’m not a Christian and I don’t have a preacher and that’s why I’m asking him. He refused to acknowledge me again after that lol

Don’t just be difficult. Presumably they’re not affecting others, so why seek them out?

Hey now, don’t be a dick - the polite thing to do is go around to their houses at eight in the christ-damned morning and ring their doorbell a few times.