a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….
A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot in 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters…
yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse
a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….
It’s not “training crows to steal money”, it’s introducing crows to capitalism
for the crows it’s a gift-based society, not capitalism
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brb, checking local laws on “training animals to do crime”
this is why ferrets are illegal in California
I wanna believe that to be true and can’t be bothered to look it up. So, I now know why ferrets are illegal in California!
Bummer. What about having a Florida Man?
well then he’d become a california man
I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?
Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race
I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines.
A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot in 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters…
yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse
Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho
it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…
Yeah but you’re only supposed to do 1 crime at a time
did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?
Feed crows, do crimes.
Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)
For some reason i read ‘cows’ instead of ‘crows’