I have been a prison guard for two years now, ask me anything
What would the other guard reply if asked whether this door leads to freedom?
He would say “you stupid” because there isn’t a door only a gate
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Could you describe the most interesting inmate you’ve interacted with?
Well, there’s been lots. I remember this one inmate who was just a very interesting person to talk to. He knew a lot about history and geography and could talk your ears off and early Hollywood. He was a nice guy. Then there was this one inmate who at first seem like a nice, quite old man until I found out he was serving life for murdering seven people. One of which was his own son. I also had another inmate who was one of Anita Cobby’s killers. I know another one who was like a GTA character but in real life. I don’t want to too much into details but he was a former dirty police officer who was serving time for every crime under the sun. He was well connected to the Australian under world and we would have so many conversations not just about his criminal history but just about his life in general. He died last year. I miss that dude.
They say everybody has a price. What’s yours?
Judging from my stripper days it’ll be $100’s a night. Which isn’t that bad.
Nowadays that’s downright cheap. You really ought to value yourself more.
Ahhh, thanks.
how’d you go from being a stripper to a prison guard?
I’m just wild like that. I heard that you could make as much as $130 dollars a night and the fact that the working hours are at night time was convenient for me as a student at the time and I took work as a prison guard because I thought it would be an interesting job and the opportunity to be around hot guys all the time wasn’t that bad either. Life just takes you odd places sometimes.
Which prison do you work for?
I don’t want to get into too much information as that could lead to me outing myself. Let’s just say it’s in NSW
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Do you think that Margret thatcher had girl power?
If that’s want you call satan’s soul then sure.
Do you think she effectively utilized girl power by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?
Gonna utilized it some way
what’s the best size to value item(s) to fit up the average australian arse?
Another Australian
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Fun fact… They already do this
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