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It’s 2026. You have just given your government sponsored sex robot a golden shower and shorted out his master circuits, ultimately plooking him to death, so the Central Scritinizer arrests you and sends you to a special prison.
You’ve unlocked a new kink for the new year, mate. Cheers!
Now when you say special…
Watch Firefly (if you haven’t already… or even better if you have 😉), and you’ll be glad you did.
You’ll love it. It’s a way of life.
(Not an alt, and I guess neither are the other two?)
You’ll love it, it’s a way of life.
You’ll love it. It’s a way of life.
See, that’s why you always jailbreak your sex robot. That, and who knows what corporate wants to do with all that semen it’s collecting.
Collecting?? Is that why my robot’s vagina slams shut when I’m done and then it runs to the post office every time?
Half right, but it’s a UPS dropbox- they have a deal with Amazon. Occasionally it’s delivered by drone!
UPS - Uterus Processing System
Congrats on your half-robot babdy!
Futurama warned of this
You’ll know what it’s for when every janitor, garbage collector, and septic tank cleaner looks surprisingly identical to you.
Hey those are respectable labour jobs. Our municipality once had a sanitation worker strike and I’ll never disrespect them or allow them to be disrespected again. Urban society goes to a standstill literally days after sanitation operations stop.
And my god the smell, couldn’t drink or eat anything outdoors for days.
I’m not disrespecting them; the evil corporations buying clones from sex doll data collection as cheap labor are.
This sounds like every website I have ever visited.
I call BS this is not even remotely realistic without ads
Also related: Neil Young nailed it No messy changes, give us a call! We know you’ll be satisfied https://youtube.com/watch?v=8_joC1jgTvQ
The OP pic must have uBlock Origin installed. You can tell because of… well… the lack of ads 😜.
Your websites have updates??
and then it can’t run because it kicked your account out again and you can’t get past the login because the login server got hacked again.
Still collects and links your data,though.
Anal has now been moved to the premium fuck tier for an additional $30/month
“Just need a quick shower first, babe. I won’t be a minute, I promise!”
Lmfaoooooo
Well, we wouldn’t want any bugs, now would we? God forbid it accidentally begins running process urethralpenetration.exe without your explicit request lol
The right to repair will have so much more supporters!
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“Ultra-realistic sex robot”, AKA sex slave. We can’t have real sex slaves, because that’s immoral and wrong. So, we’ll build “ultra-realistic” robot slaves, indistinguishable from humans. That’ll side-step all the moral issues, right?
What the fuck is wrong with us?
What the fuck is wrong with us?
To paraphrase Hitchens: Our prefrontal cortex is not as developed as it should be; our hormonal system is far too strong; our thumbs are barely opposable; our sex organs clearly designed by committee.
To quote Darwin: “We bear the stamp of our lowly origin”
Yes, that does sidestep the moral issues, actually. Unless you mean to claim that “ai” is actually intelligent?
It’ll create new ones. There’s been companies promising advanced AI that turned out to be outsourced Indian workers answering prompts in sweatshop conditions. Now apply this to a company renting out “indistinguishable sex bots”.
I wouldn’t call the mechanical turk a new ethical issue, but you do raise a good point.
I once tried to work for it, it was not available in my region. I could have been the sex bot rn, dodged a bullet.
Slavery kinda implies consciousness. Is your microwave a slave?
TIL my 16 mode clit stim (with tongue!) solves the moral issue with sex slaves.
I mean… you’re assuming that no one would simulate consensual sex with these? (Reminder: robots have no consciousness, they’re not animals) They’re really no more slave to you than your dildos.
I highly doubt everyone goes full Epstein the moment they get the chance lol
