I don’t like computers judging me. Do the job, don’t get in the way. I once had a feature phone where the calendar greeted me with:
Today
Your calendar is quite empty! Would you like to add an event?
No, clanker, I don’t have anything here today because you can only remember 30 events and have been replaced with paper. Shut up and show me the what day of the week the 25ᵗʰ is.
I don’t like computers judging me. Do the job, don’t get in the way. I once had a feature phone where the calendar greeted me with:
Today
Your calendar is quite empty! Would you like to add an event?
No, clanker, I don’t have anything here today because you can only remember 30 events and have been replaced with paper. Shut up and show me the what day of the week the 25ᵗʰ is.
What calendar app can only hold 30 events?
*taps location button*
“TURNING OFF THE LOCATION WILL DEGRADE YOUR LOCATION ACCURACY ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? YES / NO”