"Sir. They said, Sir, you can’t cure diabetes. It can’t be done. I said, “Did you try drinking bleach? They said, “Sir. No one has ever asked that question.” It’s my connections to MIT, they said. My nuclear uncle, they said. Very intelligent, very big brain.”
Trump Voter: “He’s done it again!”
Diabetes is cured!
"Sir. They said, Sir, you can’t cure diabetes. It can’t be done. I said, “Did you try drinking bleach? They said, “Sir. No one has ever asked that question.” It’s my connections to MIT, they said. My nuclear uncle, they said. Very intelligent, very big brain.”
*cokes don’t explode for 6 hours
“See? They say it couldn’t be done, but I did it and we’ve got colder Cokes than ever before!”
*Cokes explode 2 hours later
“The corrupt Biden policies have allowed radical antifa terrorists to destroy my cokes. The freezer should have never been that cold.”