Poor God, trying to spark some enlightenment in these cretins… Too bad one of the fundamental axioms of conservatism is to abandon the path of intelligent thought.

Repent!

Strictly from a physics/electrical standpoint, I’d like more information on how a single lightning strike can hit 89 people. Shouldn’t it have followed the single fastest path to ground, and hit 1 person?

4. avoid politics and schadenfreude

And yet they still don’t get it. How much clearer message can god send?