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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

Why are there no fossils of angels?

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Why are there no fossils of angels?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    There are! Angels look like feathered lizards. Unfortunately all angels went extinct 64 million years ago when God made a little oopsie.

  • Melobol@lemmy.ml
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    Most of them are still alive. And if they die they don’t leave bodies behind. The magical goo they are made out of get absorbed back to their creator.

  • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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    They’re mostly eyes, which don’t fossilize well.

  • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    No body, no crime.

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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    2 months ago

    No bones

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    Has enough time passes since the uprising to allow them to become fossils?

    Also, think about how there were millions of years of Dino’s, yet there are so few skeletons.

  • onlooker@lemmy.ml
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    There are! It’s just that they’re buried in the heavens and historically speaking the sky is really hard to dig up.

  • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What do you mean? I was watching a documentary about one just last week.

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    Here you go

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    'Cause they can all dance on the head of a single pin. So they’re really really tiny. Also finding the pin is really hard.

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Let me guess, the needle’s in a haystack?

      • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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        No no no no no. We’re looking for a pin.

        It might be in a hay stack or a hay rick or a hay bale…

  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t be obtuse.

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      2 months ago

      I just had to cross off this problem.

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    Because they’re not physical beings and they don’t die

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