also the line on the map is thousands of miles long, while it’s kinda implied it should be the range

Does it play “Pumped Up Kicks” too?

Oh my god what an instant classic this has got to be the most insensitive use of an image I’ve seen in a fucking while man

With a 19 mile range and only 4 hour fast charge you can be off and away from your latest school shooting and ready to fire off in a public movie theater in no time at all! Only the best quality for our patented product “Blue Scooter Electric Charging Long Distance Wall Socket Long Journey Good Time 1 PCs All-in-One with Charger”

I was convinced this couldn’t be real, but somehow it is. Is this some weird attempt at viral marketing?