Look, people are saying it. Smart people. The best people. They come up to me, tears in their eyes, and they say: “Sir… sir… have you seen what’s happening to vowels?”
And I say: “I have. I’ve seen it. Very sad.”
Nobody’s talking about it. Nobody. The price of vowels went THROUGH THE ROOF. Tremendous inflation in the vowel market. The BIDEN ADMIN did this!
A? Expensive. E? Total disaster. And don’t even get me started on O. Very overrated vowel, by the way. I don’t like it.
Frankly, we HAD the best vowels. Under me, consonants respected the vowels. Now THERE IS CHAOS.
The price increases over the last few years have been constanant
After all these years, they are still $250!
Invest in vowels! They’re inflation proof!
Half of it is already an IOU, now I need A E-loan or something, I don’t want to actually drive to the bank… Sometimes I find myself asking Y? What’s the point of it all being so expensive?
Ys, t lst tnfld. Wh cn ffrd vwls n ths cnmy?
