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Does Britain have any forests left? They could build trebuchets and catapults if they do. No steel for the big arrow tips but maybe brass would do for the fixings, and rocks for the projectiles.
Turns out you don’t even need a nuclear war for the next world war to be fought with sticks and stones. You just need to let capitalists do their thing and voila.
They need to invade IKEA to gain wood for constructing new man-o-war.
They’d need lumberjacks for woodcutting, and carpenters for making trebuchets. Judging by UK’s decision to import Polish workers (for apple gathering) in the middle of pandemic-inspired border closure… Well, I don’t think trebuchets are an option
Well, they could throw apples instead. But only the ones that fall on the floor after a good storm, if the English have forgotten how to get the apples off the trees. They can fight the pigs for the good ones.
Go pigs! Gooo!!
They’d probably need some steel parts, but they’re no longer gonna be able to produce their own steel 🤭
No Mr Parry, no one is going to be saying “oh f—, it’s the Brits!”. No one has said that for several hundred years, and they won’t be saying it until the state of britain no longer exists. Even though it seems funny, I know this is going to mean the govt begins to increase defence spending and carving out even more from public services, and the people are going to pay for it. Public services in the UK are already completely decrepit. They need to strike the uk while it is down.
