The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoYou ask too much of himstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1702arrow-down17
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minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down3·11 months agoBible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human. Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare! Can’t even keep their lies straight
minus-squareJomega@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·11 months agoSeraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you’re into the whole four heads thing.
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoI wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoFour heads wouldn’t be terrible either. Just picture a very NSFW game of ring around the rosie.
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·11 months agoLots of lube and closing your eyes and think of England.
Bible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human.
Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare!
Can’t even keep their lies straight
Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you’re into the whole four heads thing.
I wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.
Four heads wouldn’t be terrible either. Just picture a very NSFW game of ring around the rosie.
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Lots of lube and closing your eyes and think of England.
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