This is how I feel at my job.
Challenge: pee inside the pot without him noticing at first
I bet he’s got an oxygen tank and some floating bones in the bottom of that thing just in case of unruly customers
He is the turkey

Unc is cooked
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I heard that he wont jump out if you raise the tempature slowly enough

Whoa, memory unlocked
I recognize but cant remember… Joe something?
Joecartoon! There was also a sassy gerbil in a microwave, and a fly that got drunk
That’s how they cook in Hell’s Kitchen.

What’s the soup of the day?
Look over there.

Imagine going into their bathroom and all the fixtures are wok holes.
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