Bulldog clip.

Finds it very hard to open up. Closed off. Hard to work with. Ugly and obtuse. Easily dropped.

I’d be made of nitinol so I would always retain my shape.

The kind you had removed from your anus three months ago, and that you refused to explain to the doctor.

The kind that haunts your word documents

A universal paperclip.

A mixture of two:

1. Clippy
2. Those from Fallout 76 where 8 paperclips fill your inventory capacity to max

I see you’re trying to create a Lemmy post! Would you like to:

Link to a meme?

Complain about AI?

Overthrow Capitalism?

The kind that got bent a weird way to press an internal reset button

A shitty nonfunctional paperclip