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Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Oui

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Oui

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Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    This exposes one of my greatest fears: people speaking French at me.

    • wkk@lemmy.world
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      Il ne faut pas avoir peur !

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        ah merde. tu me fait peur.

    • 1984@lemmy.today
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      They usually speak French about you, not to you, so don’t worry. :)

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        Parle français, fils de pute!

        • RidderSport@feddit.de
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          Wait is this actually the French take on the all-time classic subreddit for German memes: Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn?

      • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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        Oui. Gork est un lemmit génial.

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      deleted by creator

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        Cállate.

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    • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip
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      pourquoi vous ne parlez pas francais avec les lemmits

      • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈@feddit.uk
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        “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?”

        ~Lady Marmalade (philospher)

        • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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          I once used “voulez vous prendre le petit déjeuner a chez mois demain?” As a pickup line at a bar.

          It was the one and only time I ever knowingly used a pickup line. She thought it was funny and it went no where after that.

          For the lazy: I (poorly) asked if she’d like to have breakfast at my place tomorrow.

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    "Like the ice cream? "

  • DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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    And her furs are Mongolian…

  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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    Honestly, that just sounds like joke I might try.

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    The language of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream?

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    Thank you ChatGPT

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    Oui

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    • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oui!

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        • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.worldOP
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          You.

  • havokdj@lemmy.world
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    Dynamite

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    The pics are on the left side, so the lady is not Nepali, the person responding to her is. I think she got autocorrected

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      They are replying to the story, which is what has the pics, so the pictures belong to the person on the right side.

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        Ah cool, didn’t see that bit in the screen shot

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      We should support the abortion of thoughts before they’re retardness is given form, like in this case.

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        I still think that persons phone autocorrected. Or at least I want to believe in them! I can’t accept a world where someone conflates Nepali and Napoleon, never! Neeeevveeeeerrrrr!!

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          Could you accept a world where someone does it intentionally as a joke?

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            That would be hot.

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